i dont get why you arent allowed to use markers as knives thatd be so sick to come out of a tournament with a full gun and everyones necks marked with a red line
other team: shit where did he go
me, dressed as naruto, up in a tree about to chuck a dozen of these like kunai:
My friend messaged me this photo yesterday saying it was taken right outside our church. At first I thought “that could be anywhere” until I saw the building. That is definitely our church.
Apparently this 20-year-old gator was the pet of someone who lived nearby. Someone had been keeping an alligator as a pet.
And it got loose.
Then the owner came around and just handled the situation himself. Wild.
gosh hi but on this the questionable anniversary of mollymauk’s death (time zone depending) i cannot stop thinking about taliesin jaffe having a character whose death will follow the campaign around as a large narrative touchstone and as a turning point for many of the characters and the campaign as a whole. he gave the mighty nein an albatross to carry on their necks.
Soviet Cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev stuck in space during the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991
Unable to return home, he ended up having to stay in space until further notice.
The cosmonaut eventually returned back to earth on March 25, 1992, after 10 months in orbit - to a nation that was very different to what it was when he had left. The Soviet Union had fractured into 15 nations, presidents had changed, and even his hometown of Leningrad had become St. Petersburg.
Interestingly, at the time, Krikalev was supposed to serve in the military reserves, and was almost issued a warrant for desertion – before the army realised that their reserve soldier was not even on the planet.
Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.
Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction.
Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.
He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort.
Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.
The point of this scene:
Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him.
“I have superpowers; you don’t!”
But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could?
Thus, Vader is shown up.
Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.
Yeah, basically’ Han tried.
Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone.
Just one of many reasons I love this man
With Han, you never have to wonder, “Why didn’t he just shoot them?” Whenever you’d think that, he shoots them.
Han Solo is a practical soul and if he’s got the chance to just shoot them he’s gonna take it
